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September 14, 2010

Are you tired of having to wait for the Holy Spirit to manifest the face of Christ onto a piece of toast?  Do you get jealous when you read about people finding the face of the Messiah on google earth, maple leafs, or baby ultrasounds?  Now, you can take matters into your own hand with the Jesus Toaster, brought to you by the Daily Bread Toaster Company!

For a very reasonable $39.95, you can now imprint the face of our Lord and Savior on your breakfast foods.  Seriously though, I think it would be hilarious to replace a friend’s toaster with the Jesus toaster- just to see the reaction when they first use it.  That kind of scenario is why Al Gore created YouTube.

Found at JesusNeedsNewPR

2 Comments leave one →
  1. September 14, 2010 11:05 am

    Do they make one of these things for bagels too?

    • Brother K permalink
      September 14, 2010 11:12 am

      Yes, but it weeps if you try to use mayo.

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