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Choose Your Own Adventure For Christians!

September 27, 2010

If you’re like me, you had a few of those “Choose Your Own Adventure” books when you were young.  (Luckily, I didn’t have the one pictured above…).  I had thought that my days of picking which page on which to continue my story were over, but thankfully I was wrong.

I present to you The Sojourner, a free online “Choose Your Own Adventure” game for Christians!

The good thing about Christian games is that you don’t have to deal with all the violence and gore that secular games have these days.  My favorite “ending scene” from the site is the following (SPOILER ALERT!) :

Unfortunately it is you’re fate (or karma) to be crushed to death.Chainsaws poke out of every wall…greedy for yor blood. You are terrified to find yourself sliding into a black void and an unbearable heat gets hotter and hotter! Demons grab at your legs to pull you into an eternity of suffering…

Another highlight presents itself when you find yourself in the room of “Satisfaction.”  Choose to “join the group smoking drugs,” and then “call out for help.”  You then go to the “Who do you call to?” page, where you have the following options:

1.Allah.
2.
Buddha.
3.
Your Hindu gods.
4.
Jesus.
5.
Your god (if not mentioned above).
6.
Anyone who happens to be a round!(You’re an Athiest)

I’ll give you a hint.  Most of those answers result with more chainsaw walls….

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