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Wash Out The Witchcraft

September 27, 2010
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So I’ve seen a lot of televangelists hock their magic anointing oil on tv, but never like this. Usually the scam, I mean pitch, is: you send us a chunk of cash and we will send you this vial of olive oil for you to pour over whatever you want blessed.

“You say you can’t pay your bills this month? No problem, just send me a love offering of $59.95, I’ll send you this anointing oil, you pour it over your bills, then sit back and watch them get paid!”

Well, this guy takes it to a whole new level. Apparently if you’re struggling with witchcraft in your life, and who isn’t these days, then all you have to do is pour a few drops of this anointing oil in your laundry and “poof” out comes the devil!

It’s an OxiClean exorcism!

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