You gotta love religious tracts. And of course by love I mean hate. Here’s one my friend David picked up the other day. It tells us exactly what will happen to our children if we don’t raise them right:
Meet Bad Bob. Bob didn’t start out bad. He was made that way because his mother didn’t spank him enough.
Eventually Bob’s lack of spanking caught up with him.
And of course Bob eventually found himself in jail.
One day the jail caught fire.
Fortunately someone was there to explain to Bob that the jail house fire wasn’t just real, it was a metaphor.
As is always the case Bad Bob became Christian Bob as soon as he heard the salvation sales pitch.
Unfortunately for Bob’s friends, they now had to find a new dealer.
Join us again next Tuesday as we start a new tradition here at American Jesus: Tract Tuesdays. And remember, if you don’t spank your kids they will grow up to be drug dealers.