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Tract Tuesday – part 3

October 19, 2010

FACT: children who are lied to about about the existence of fairy tales like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny will become terrorists and eventually end up on death row.

So, parents do us all a favor and stop turning your children into terrorists! (I’m looking at you Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden!)

SPOILER ALERT: There is no Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, or Easter Bunny.

(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.)

2 Comments leave one →
  1. UUXn permalink
    October 20, 2010 8:48 am


    Jack Chick always leaves me speechless.

    Since Jesus is real can I pray to him for an i pad? You know “name it and claim it”.

  2. Brother K permalink
    October 20, 2010 9:21 am

    Again, this is what gets me with Jack. I like the fact that he preaches a gospel of forgiveness & grace regardless of the sin HOWEVER that message is so embedded in K*R*A*Z*Y that reading one of his tracts is like an offer from Guy Grand: You can have this precious diamond free & clear, but you’ve got to swim to the bottom of a vat of heated slaughterhouse runoff to get it.

    And BTW…nobody tell little Harry the unspoken secret about Pro Wrestlin’…the little fella will go positively nuclear if he finds out…

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