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Mmm… Jesus cookies

November 15, 2010

Here at American Jesus, we are tired of the war on Christmas.  The cookie industry has plotted for decades to remove Christian themes from cookies by cranking out cookie cutters shaped like Christmas trees, holly, and snowmen.  This year, make sure you stick it to those secular Christmas haters by using only one cookie cutter shape- baby Jesus.

That’s right, for just 7 dollars you can help us take back Christmas by making sure your kids eat baby Jesus throughout the Advent season.  For the sake of the kids, go to ebay and buy this product immediately.

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