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Fundie Friday – part 13

December 3, 2010

We’ve all been there. You’re driving down the road in your Durango when all of a sudden you get carjacked, but the carjacker doesn’t want your car or even your wallet. He wants your soul. So you pull off to the side of the road for a test a faith. You’re on your knees with a gun to the back of your head and it’s time to decide how sure you are about the existence of God. Be careful how you answer because not only will it damn your soul to hell, but it will also result in your kidnapper playing a game of Russian roulette for his eternal destiny.

Clearly this is what Jesus had in mind when he said “if you deny me in before men I will deny you before my Father in heaven.”

Maybe we should start incorporating this scenario as a weekly activity in children’s church. That way we’re ready for it when we get older.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Josh permalink
    December 4, 2010 12:21 pm

    I totally don’t understand anything about the plot of this.

  2. belle etranger permalink
    December 4, 2010 8:39 pm

    The Christians I come in contact with don’t seem to have such a problem with dying for Jesus as they do with actually living for Jesus. No wonder so many of us are walking away from so-called Christianity and into (fill-in-the-blank). Personally, I consider myself “spiritual.” Wasn’t it Ghandi who said, “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

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