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February 16, 2011

That title isn’t a typo.

Apparently it stands for “Hardcore Bible Thumping Spirit Filled Jesus Freaks.”

It’s so obvious now. I don’t know why I didn’t get that the first time.

Anyway, we present yet another reason why you probably shouldn’t make your own homemade Christian rap video. Although I will say that nothing says “gangsta” more than sitting in front of a wooden fence. Orange pants and a touch of auto-tune don’t hurt either.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. heather joy permalink
    February 17, 2011 7:54 am

    I’d like to know what possessed him to put a blotch of blonde on his hair… meh.

  2. Matt permalink
    February 17, 2011 9:40 am

    Nothing says ‘street’ like opening your video with an odd, off kilter shot of your skinny white legs wandering aimlessly around the cul-de-sac in flip-flops.


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