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The Evidence Bible: By Ray Comfort

March 16, 2011

Are you tired of hearing “Your Bible is a weapon against the enemy!” because you get frustrated not having the ammunition to put that weapon into action?

Well, worry no more because Ray Comfort and his buddy Kirk Cameron are here to help.

Good ‘ole Ray has grown tired of getting sidetracked by minor issues when he debates people (you know, minor issues like “facts”) and he’s guessing you feel the same way too. So, Ray has put together The Evidence Bible which will allow you to quickly flip to the “answers” you need to defeat your opponent and shame them with their own stupidity into becoming a Christian.

Of course, it’s the King James Version so you know it’s authoritative. Well, actually its the NEW King James, so it’s only slightly authoritative.

Either way, if you’re looking for quicker, easier way to beat co-workers and strangers over the head with the Bible then this Bible is for you!


**And don’t forget to turn in your bracket for the American Jesus Madness Tournament!**

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Scott permalink
    March 16, 2011 4:19 pm

    Ray doesn’t know what the word “evidence” means. I think it’s better if you think of it as “The Assertion/Fallacy Bible”.

    • Wes permalink*
      March 16, 2011 4:22 pm

      Obviously you’ve never held a banana.

  2. UUXn permalink
    March 16, 2011 7:37 pm

    Maybe if he presented the Bible not as historical fact but as allegory it he wouldn’t have to go through all the gymnastics. They spend so much time on the fools errand of trying to prove Noah”s Ark really exited that they never seem to get around to telling us the meaning of the story.

  3. scarbohydrates permalink
    March 17, 2011 12:24 pm

    Does it come with centerfolds showing the appropriate flailing of arms as you overgeneralize and obscure whatever it is you’re trying to communicate?

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