Line Up Ladies…
Here at American Jesus, we’re all about helping people. People like Reverend… umm…. Sodder Ree? Sawyer Reed? Saul Durry? Whatever his name is, we want to help him find a wife.
Ladies, if you like what you see and want to get in touch with the Reverend, we are willing to go in halfsies with you on a private investigator to find out who the crap this guy is.
Or, you know… you could just call his nephew’s phone.